Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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