Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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