Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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