So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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