Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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