last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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