if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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