Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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