So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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