It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Never underestimate the power of titties
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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