ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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