At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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