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(919): View more from North Carolina

Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.

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(240): View more from Maryland

captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(336): View more from North Carolina

I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.

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(707): View more from California

He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.

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(213): View more from California

You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.

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(239): View more from Florida

I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this

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