Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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