White coat. Heels.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got chris browned last night
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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