whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Someone signed my nipple.
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