Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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