it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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