i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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