This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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