:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You ever have a fart follow you around?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
