I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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