Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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