I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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