just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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