I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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