He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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