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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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