Quick, to the slutcave!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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