so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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