Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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