you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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