I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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