Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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