yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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