There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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