somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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