Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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