so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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