can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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