The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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