Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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