before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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