i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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