u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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