i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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