I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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