I bet he comes in French.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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