Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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