I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Congratulations! We have a period
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