the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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