We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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