I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
3pm strippers are depressing
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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