oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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